Chris Hardwick at the YouTube Upfronts Presentation, 2012

Favorite Comedians - Chris Hardwick

• dad: you're up early
• me: 
• dad: you never went to sleep did you

glados-made-me-do-it:

squats-aggressively:

soleftw:

tardisex:

fussyf8ng:

shine-bright-like-a-benny:

50shades-of-blue:

wannabethebloodyfox:

moimoisweden:

pinkteabagarhut:

gamzeeroxy:

x3gamzeex3:

actual-pornstar-bro-strider:

duckiel:

msjohnegbooty:

ibukichans:

marinta:

rekka-jetti:

gex: enter the buttsex

Bioshock: Buttsex

(Or what entered my mind; Buttsex: Infinite)

buttsex

(minecraft)

Professor Layton and the Diabolical Buttsex 

kingdome hearts: dream drop buttsex

Animal crossing Wild buttsex

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward buttsex

Buttsex (Off)

Plants vs Buttsex

Assasin’s Buttsex

Resident Buttsex

Devil May Buttsex

satan likes

The Elder Scrolls: Buttsex

Buttsex: New Vegas

Buttsex 2 (portal 2)

League of Buttsex

Batman Arkham Buttsex

Mass Buttsex

what else is new? 

Red Dead Buttsex….?

Buttsex

swagjustice:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

#why blaze it when you can praise it

sydscorner:

Comedy Challenge: (8/10) Comedians - Marc Maron

If everything’s going well, there’s some voice in my head saying ‘you’re gonna screw it up’ …I just wish that voice was louder than the voice yelling ‘LET’S SCREW IT UP!’

apondnamedriver:

paulthomasquells:

_{Money really means nothing to me. Do you think I’d treat my parents’ house this way if it did?}

Stef deserves his own blog/his own country.

# WHO CARES ABOUT BLANE WHEN U HAVE STEFF TBH

ALL THE STEFF. BLANE CAN SUCK IT.

chrishaley:

“Normal view.”

No one ever gets it when I say this.

_{REWATCHING COMMUNITY BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?
S01E21: Contemporary American Poultry}

neckbeardeddragon:

taxonomist:

vintar:

if you’ve ever wondered about how to bathe giant snakes, here is a 60kg baby having a bubble bath

:D

:D :D :D

nope

i can’t fuckin’ handle this

cannot

nope

starkstardisfromsunnydale:

“I fucked up. I don’t have any money. I don’t know… I don’t know where I’m going to get it.”

-Less Than Zero (1987) 

milesjai:

latta:

katherinedan:

susannahbrown:

a-wolf-at-the-table:

thatgaynerdyguy:

One of my earliest childhood memories is from a DZ Discovery Zone

fuck thoes places, have you seen whats at the bottom of thoes ball pits? Who the fuck is cleaning all that shit.

OH MY GOD THIS WAS MY LIFE

Oh fuck yeah I lost a tooth here

I cried once when I thought I got lost in the play place here. The most traumatic experience of my life.

even tho the place always smelled like feet DZ was the place to be ok

This was my favorite place ever. Discovery Zone was the shit. I wish they would make one for adults because I would never leave.

do-u-wanna-take-this-inside:

shinyarmor:

my name is jean valjean

and i’m javert

and you’re watching disney channel

les misney channel